Steampunk Sex Toy of the Day: The ol’ Jack Rabbit not quite cutting it in the boudoir? Lady Clankington’s got the clitoral cure for what ails ya: Steampunk Raygun-Dildos!
Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.
Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.
Coming Soon: Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol.