Bishilol

Be fun, be cool, be shi

me:

All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.

husband:

No.

me:

"I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."

husband:

No.

me:

"I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."

husband:

No!

me:

"Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."

husband:

...

me:

"I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"

husband:

Oh my God.

me:

"--They're probably too deep for you."