We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

everyone give a warm welcome to Overthinking It!

how’s everybody doing tonight, i’m Rambling Exposition Nightmare. the genre is industrial noise

*aggressive headbanging*

Next up on KWTF, that old classic Too Many Ellipses?

Later this hour, we’ll have your most requested single, Can’t Start (Until I Know the End) followed by the hot new six hour tapestry of subtle silence with just a barely audible high pitched whine from Crushing Perfectionism.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Constant Tense Changes!

We’re the Run On Sentences and our first song tonight is a little number we like to call, It’s Six Lines Long What The Fuck Are You Doing

Hi this is Every Chapter Ends With A One-Liner, performing their newest hit Bitch No One Uses Semi-colons, Stop Trying To Make Semi-colons A Thing.

Put your hands together for Parenthetical Asides (Parenthetical Em Dashes are waiting in the wings)

Next up, Slapdash Attitude To Commas, and their hit single, I Just Spent Three Hours On Tumblr.

Are you ready for Stalled Inspiration with their latest single The Muse is Gone, But I Carry On.

Give it up for Never Finishes Anythi-!!!

We are Too Many Clauses Per Sentence - - we are very happy to be here tonight and we would like to thank everyone who helped us get here and the staff of the venue; they really are the lifeblood of music and we appreciate them a lot and wish them all of the best, and anyway here’s Wonderwall

How Do I Fit In The Joke is up next and we’re happy to be here!

What’s up, Duluth?! We are Overthinking Everything And Hating Ourselves For It! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?