what’s up this is my band Comma Overload
We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!
Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!
Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!
everyone give a warm welcome to Overthinking It!
how’s everybody doing tonight, i’m Rambling Exposition Nightmare. the genre is industrial noise
*aggressive headbanging*
Next up on KWTF, that old classic Too Many Ellipses?
Later this hour, we’ll have your most requested single, Can’t Start (Until I Know the End) followed by the hot new six hour tapestry of subtle silence with just a barely audible high pitched whine from Crushing Perfectionism.
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Constant Tense Changes!
We’re the Run On Sentences and our first song tonight is a little number we like to call, It’s Six Lines Long What The Fuck Are You Doing
Hi this is Every Chapter Ends With A One-Liner, performing their newest hit Bitch No One Uses Semi-colons, Stop Trying To Make Semi-colons A Thing.
Put your hands together for Parenthetical Asides (Parenthetical Em Dashes are waiting in the wings)
Next up, Slapdash Attitude To Commas, and their hit single, I Just Spent Three Hours On Tumblr.
Are you ready for Stalled Inspiration with their latest single The Muse is Gone, But I Carry On.
Give it up for Never Finishes Anythi-!!!
We are Too Many Clauses Per Sentence - - we are very happy to be here tonight and we would like to thank everyone who helped us get here and the staff of the venue; they really are the lifeblood of music and we appreciate them a lot and wish them all of the best, and anyway here’s Wonderwall
How Do I Fit In The Joke is up next and we’re happy to be here!
What’s up, Duluth?! We are Overthinking Everything And Hating Ourselves For It! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?
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