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Mini-docu : Marseille Capitale de la Rupture – 20'13 min (par kenyarkana)
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me:
All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
husband:
No.
me:
"I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
husband:
No.
me:
"I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
husband:
No!
me:
"Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
husband:
...
me:
"I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband:
Oh my God.
me:
"--They're probably too deep for you."